Vampire Hunter – Slaying – Killing Kit?
You’re taking a leisurely moonlit stroll through your favorite graveyard when a dark shadow catches your attention. You reach a hand into your pocket and your heart drops. You left your wooden stakes and garlic on the kitchen table next to page 105 of Twilight: Breaking Dawn that you’ve read for the 4th time now.
Okay. Maybe not. But if it did, perhaps this cool little box of anti vampirism should be added to your collection. It’s a miniature vampire hunter kit that comes contained in a secret box so no one will really know how obsessed, er, vampiricly safety conscious you are.
Each kit contains 2 wooden stakes to prick those vampires in their eyeballs.
A vial of garlic, holy water, and salt to throw in face or maybe down their throats as you damn them back to the hells of Satan…Then again, I’m not really sure if vampires come from hell or Satan but if they did, there is a scroll of protection from Pope Leo also included. Oh, and it also includes a crucifix and a micro print bible for added protection.